That's the question I asked my entire freshman year of college. As I found out, he was a fake pledge who was signed up for all the maintenance jobs no one else wanted. Later, as a pledge captain, I found out that he somehow always ends up on the list of potentials, usually with a phone number leading somewhere humorous, like a funeral home.
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For the fraternity composite my senior year of college, I took a picture as pledge captain, in the formal suit and tie, wearing a big (completely real) beard. After I finished the paper work, I went to the restroom, shaved the beard into a mustache and put on an eye patch, along with the requisite pledge attire. And I took a picture as Tron McKnight.
But my name is Cass Trumbo. I graduated from the University of Arkansas with a B.A. in Creative Writing and in Classical Studies, the later of which I have already forgotten. I also have a minor in Math that surprised me when I got the degree. Thank you Dr. Xidong, for getting deathly ill and giving everyone in Linear Algebra an A.
Right now I'm on a Fulbright Grant, teaching English at Yuzuncu Yil University, in southeast Turkey, but one day, when you least expect it, I plan on being right behind you. I will have my revenge.
